Campwerks Behavior Rules

[Digital K]

Generally most of the members I know are mature, but I want to throw this up so there aren't any questions later. This is just a compilation off the top of my head. Just because its not listed here, doesnt mean you can do it. Be smart, mature, and respectful to others, and the property.

1. Beer/Alcohol is fine. However, if you get into a car and drive after doing any serious drinking. And anyone tells me. Permanently banned. For life. Don't be an idiot.
2. No Fireworks. Period.
3. Laughing and yelling is fine. Being drunk is awesome. Being a loud obnoxious drunk is not. Respect the ears of others and keep yourself under control. If you are being an out of control idiot, I have no problem paying a cab to drop you off in downtown red wing. What you do from there is not my problem.
4. Be responsible with your fire.
5. Obey and respect the owners of the property, and their rules. We are about 100 yards from the main office. Im sure they will be by to say hello and check on us. Be nice, be respectful. If I find out anyone is destroying or not respecting the property we are so graciously allowed to use at such a low price rate, you are done. Cab. Downtown. Red Wing. Goodbye.

if anyone else has anything, feel free to add to the list. I hope everyone has a kick ass time, and acts like an adult.

[BimmerTim]

I will take about as much as Kris, so if I hear about any of this stuff, I will also be giving out the cab treatment.

[Bryce]

Good Rules. Simple, and easy to abide by.

[Jigs]

you are done. Cab. Downtown. Red Wing. Goodbye.

Haha Awesome! That just made my day

[ShowCar]

6. Trash, cigarette butts and beverage containers go in the trash/recycling. Someone has to pick that stuff up off the ground or out of the fire pit on Sunday and it won't be me.
7. No throwing stuff near cars. We've all cringed at the people tossing a frisbee or football in the parking lot. Don't be that guy.

[KeithStone]

Be smart, mature, and respectful to others, and the property.

Don't be an idiot.

Laughing and occasional yelling is fine. Being a loud obnoxious drunk is not. Respect the ears of others and keep yourself under control.

4. Be responsible with your fire.

5. Obey and respect the owners of the property, and their rules. We are about 100 yards from the main office. Im sure they will be by to say hello and check on us. Be nice, be respectful. If I find out anyone is destroying or not respecting the property we are so graciously allowed to use at such a low price rate, you are done.

Just quoting some highlights that i totally agree with.

Don't fight. This is a lot of people and with potential drinking, well, things escalate quickly sometimes. Be friends.

Try not to puke and make a mess. Unless it is in your tent. That could be funny.

Don't fuck with people who are sleeping. Leave that for at YOUR cabin.. Respect people's space.


HAVE FUN!

[ShowCar]

Don't fuck with people who are sleeping. Leave that for at YOUR cabin..

I almost added this but thought everyone would be mature enough to know.

If you fuck with me while I'm sleeping, I will beat you senseless with a baseball bat in the morning. I promise.

[KeithStone]

I almost added this but thought everyone would be mature enough to know.

I wish I had that much faith in people.

[TTaM]

Try not to puke and make a mess. Unless it is in your tent. That could be funny.

As someone who has done this, I have a recommendation.

If you lay down and the tent starts spinning, leave the tent door open. Otherwise you will start clawing at the walls of the tent trying to find the door when all that booze is coming back up. Its cold, there shouldn't be too many bugs. Plus passing out with bugs around you is better than passing out with your feet in your own vomit.

I recently threw out a tent as a result of not following this rule.

[OptimusGlen]

I almost added this but thought everyone would be mature enough to know.

If you fuck with me while I'm sleeping, I will beat you senseless with a baseball bat in the morning. I promise.

this made me laugh. Pretty easy to kill someone by beating them with a baseball bat. And I'm pretty sure murder is on the list of things not to do.

I propose a change to wiffel ball bat. eh?

[ShowCar]

I'll hold the bat backwards and place my blows carefully. Joints mainly, I'll swing for the joints.

[KeithStone]

I propose a change to wiffel ball bat. eh?

wiffel ball bat hurts but leaves marks.

A phone book hurts like hell and if used right does not leave a mark.

also good is a bar of soap or potato in a pillow case or tube sock.

[Jigs]

Or just tickle them with a bunch of poison ivy while their sleeping.. That seems to work well! hah

[ShowCar]

You get the idea, follow the rules and it doesn't matter.

[tyler]

Do normal drinking age laws aply in red wing?