Campwerks Behavior Rules

[Digital K]

Generally most of the members I know are mature, but I want to throw this up so there aren't any questions later. This is just a compilation off the top of my head. Just because its not listed here, doesnt mean you can do it. Be smart, mature, and respectful to others, and the property.

1. Beer/Alcohol is fine. However, if you get into a car and drive after doing any serious drinking. And anyone tells me. Permanently banned. For life. Don't be an idiot.
2. No Fireworks. Period.
3. Laughing and yelling is fine. Being drunk is awesome. Being a loud obnoxious drunk is not. Respect the ears of others and keep yourself under control. If you are being an out of control idiot, I have no problem paying a cab to drop you off in downtown red wing. What you do from there is not my problem.
4. Be responsible with your fire.
5. Obey and respect the owners of the property, and their rules. We are about 100 yards from the main office. Im sure they will be by to say hello and check on us. Be nice, be respectful. If I find out anyone is destroying or not respecting the property we are so graciously allowed to use at such a low price rate, you are done. Cab. Downtown. Red Wing. Goodbye.

if anyone else has anything, feel free to add to the list. I hope everyone has a kick ass time, and acts like an adult. :cool:

[BimmerTim]

I will take about as much as Kris, so if I hear about any of this stuff, I will also be giving out the cab treatment.

[Bryce]

:thumbup:Good Rules. Simple, and easy to abide by.

[Jigs]

you are done. Cab. Downtown. Red Wing. Goodbye.

Haha Awesome! That just made my day

[ShowCar]

6. Trash, cigarette butts and beverage containers go in the trash/recycling. Someone has to pick that stuff up off the ground or out of the fire pit on Sunday and it won't be me.
7. No throwing stuff near cars. We've all cringed at the people tossing a frisbee or football in the parking lot. Don't be that guy.

[KeithStone]

Be smart, mature, and respectful to others, and the property.

Don't be an idiot.

Laughing and occasional yelling is fine. Being a loud obnoxious drunk is not. Respect the ears of others and keep yourself under control.

4. Be responsible with your fire.

5. Obey and respect the owners of the property, and their rules. We are about 100 yards from the main office. Im sure they will be by to say hello and check on us. Be nice, be respectful. If I find out anyone is destroying or not respecting the property we are so graciously allowed to use at such a low price rate, you are done.



Just quoting some highlights that i totally agree with.

Don't fight. This is a lot of people and with potential drinking, well, things escalate quickly sometimes. Be friends.

Try not to puke and make a mess. Unless it is in your tent. That could be funny.

Don't fuck with people who are sleeping. Leave that for at YOUR cabin.. Respect people's space.


HAVE FUN!

[ShowCar]

Don't fuck with people who are sleeping. Leave that for at YOUR cabin..

I almost added this but thought everyone would be mature enough to know.

If you fuck with me while I'm sleeping, I will beat you senseless with a baseball bat in the morning. I promise.

[KeithStone]

I almost added this but thought everyone would be mature enough to know.


I wish I had that much faith in people.

[TTaM]

Try not to puke and make a mess. Unless it is in your tent. That could be funny.



As someone who has done this, I have a recommendation.

If you lay down and the tent starts spinning, leave the tent door open. Otherwise you will start clawing at the walls of the tent trying to find the door when all that booze is coming back up. Its cold, there shouldn't be too many bugs. Plus passing out with bugs around you is better than passing out with your feet in your own vomit.

I recently threw out a tent as a result of not following this rule.

[OptimusGlen]

I almost added this but thought everyone would be mature enough to know.

If you fuck with me while I'm sleeping, I will beat you senseless with a baseball bat in the morning. I promise.

this made me laugh. Pretty easy to kill someone by beating them with a baseball bat. And I'm pretty sure murder is on the list of things not to do.

I propose a change to wiffel ball bat. eh? :D

[ShowCar]

I'll hold the bat backwards and place my blows carefully. Joints mainly, I'll swing for the joints.

[KeithStone]

I propose a change to wiffel ball bat. eh? :D


wiffel ball bat hurts but leaves marks.

A phone book hurts like hell and if used right does not leave a mark.

also good is a bar of soap or potato in a pillow case or tube sock.

[Jigs]

Or just tickle them with a bunch of poison ivy while their sleeping.. That seems to work well! hah

[ShowCar]

You get the idea, follow the rules and it doesn't matter.

[tyler]

Do normal drinking age laws aply in red wing?

[Hart]

Why wouldn't they?

[tyler]

I'm just kidding.

[Die Frau]

It would also be a good idea to take note of where the bathrooms are and use them.

[KeithStone]

It would also be a good idea to take note of where the bathrooms are and use them.

indeed. too many people to have everyone peeing behind their cars....

[KeithStone]

Just bought tickets. thanks for posting this. : )

[ShowCar]

Just bought tickets. thanks for posting this. : )
You must have snagged the last few, all sold out.

[KeithStone]

You must have snagged the last few, all sold out.

damn, i should have bought more

[Digital K]

thanks guys. I laughed a lot :) The spinning tent advice is good.

[slobuny]

Every car camping event has some asshole who turns up their radio at 7am. I will find someone with a bat to take care of you.

[KeithStone]

thanks guys. I laughed a lot :) The spinning tent advice is good.


GOOD!

Lots of laughs coming up soon. : )

P.S. I have no idea why i posted in this thread about buying back to the future tickets. wow. i am good at the internet. i love that beenan knew what i was talking about. : )

[BimmerTim]

It was Mallman at Scooter's. Blasting Kesha while peeing on the Kia ashtrash spittoon tent car.

[KeithStone]

It was Mallman at Scooter's. Blasting Kesha while peeing on the Kia ashtrash spittoon tent car.

I lead by example.

haha

[Champ]

Are pitbikes allowed?

[Digital K]

Every car camping event has some asshole who turns up their radio at 7am. I will find someone with a bat to take care of you.

seriously. you dont need music to pack up your tent and stuff on sunday morning. be quiet in the mornings.

[Digital K]

Are pitbikes allowed?

no idea.

[Champ]

Ok I'll stop being assy.

[ShowCar]

i love that beenan knew what i was talking about. : )
Confession: I didn't, haha.

[KeithStone]

Confession: I didn't, haha.


: (

interesting.

[TTaM]

thanks guys. I laughed a lot :) The spinning tent advice is good.

I eventually found the door:

http://e-owned.com/albums/userpics/10099/normal_IMG_5971.JPG

[The_Stig]

Ishy

[Digital K]

ew

[20VT]

Every car camping event has some asshole who turns up their radio at 7am. I will find someone with a bat to take care of you.
Agree'd and I will have said bat.

All cannabis must be dropped off at my tent. Nuff said'

seriously tho, I'm excited. I hope to make many new friends and meet many new faces :)

[Digital K]

I saw someone said no generators running 24-7 right? shits annoying.

[Topher]

No brorape.

[Das VR6]

how about burnouts at 3am? I won’t actually be there, so no burnouts from me.

[ShowCar]

1. Beer/Alcohol is fine. However, if you get into a car and drive after doing any serious drinking. And anyone tells me. Permanently banned. For life. Don't be an idiot.
I was thinking, what if I did my serious drinking in the car, then am I breaking the rules?

[oneunder]

You're an ass :p

[oneunder]

I kid, I kid.

[KeithStone]

Agree'd and I will have said bat.

All cannabis must be dropped off at my tent. Nuff said'

seriously tho, I'm excited. I hope to make many new friends and meet many new faces :)


Keep in mind, camping does not make pot legal.

[palmer]

Grafix bong singalong?

[ShowCar]

Keep in mind, camping does not make pot legal.
It's true. If you must, keep it private.

[KeithStone]

http://www.outdoorplaces.com/Features/Backcountry/shagging/

[20VT]

Keep in mind, camping does not make pot legal.
I know bro, I won't be retarded about it. Thanks for the reminder tho :thumbup:


http://www.outdoorplaces.com/Features/Backcountry/shagging/

Keep things private. Sometimes the urge can come at the most inopportune time and one thing can lead to another. Make sure that some passionate kissing doesn't turn into an outdoor spectacle of afternoon delight, especially in a frontcountry campground where kids could be passing through. I lol'd

[palmer]

EDIT: I like cheese.

[hamradio]

In the future, I would refrain from posting such things.

This.

[JTapper]

I only hope the weekend lacks the idiocy this thread doesn't.

[ShowCar]

In the future, I would refrain from posting such things.
I think he's talking about jerking it.

[palmer]

EDIT: Oops, I sharted.

[20VT]

Cheeeese

[hamradio]

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How dense you are still amazes me.

[20VT]

Welcome ham. Was waiting on you :)

Ed:
...
I am an adult with a career who does not involve himself in such activities.I didn't notice that. So I thought you were just gettin' on my back Palmer. I apologize. In the future, I won't.

[palmer]

EDIT: Camping is fun.

[20VT]

No, I get it. I slipped. Did you not see above post?

[palmer]

Ok, good.


I'll edit my posts now, where I quoted you.

[20VT]

As I did mine.

[KeithStone]

lol. this weekend will be fun!

[megafr0]

Number one rule of camping is:

Leave no trace.

Pack it in, pack it out.

That is all.

[ShowCar]

Yup. Not quite the same since it looks like we're basically in an RV park, but the rule still applies. Cigarette butts especially.

[Die Frau]

It started as a joke, to break the ice of my introduction to the thread. But yes, I said it. Big deal? It's not like I'm advertising or attempting to get others to join me. Its just me man. I assume there will be plenty of under age person(s) there, drinking, at a club event, on private rented property. But I'm sure no one would care about that like this. So what's the difference? They're both still illegal.

Wow. This makes things look really appealing to those of us that are trying on the whole 'responsible adult' thing. Maybe I am getting to old for this... I don't care what people do as long as it has zero effect on me, and for God's sake I have the cloud of deniability, don't talk about this shit online. I was at a eurowerks last fall and someone got stoned and someone else got very drunk... not a good combo at all, considering they didn't know each other - even though there was no serious threat, everyone was very nervous.

I know everyone intends to have a good time, but it does not always happen like that and when things go bad they go bad in a hurry. I don't know if I want to be a part of that any more.

[ShowCar]

I'll just up and leave if people are stupid. Not worth wasting a weekend and winding up in hot water. I'll be pissed if I have to leave.

[Topher]

I fucking love weed.

[Topher]

EDIT: And turtles.

[megafr0]

People KNOW what I do but I don't talk about it online, EVER.

Wait, what are we talking about?

[KeithStone]

Oh, everything will be fine.

With large groups, there will always be someone who sticks out and stuff.

Lets have a fun, relaxed weekend and have everyone who is a part of it take responsibility for their own actions. Period.

[20VT]

Wow. This makes things look really appealing to those of us that are trying on the whole 'responsible adult' thing. Maybe I am getting to old for this... I don't care what people do as long as it has zero effect on me, and for God's sake I have the cloud of deniability, don't talk about this shit online. I was at a eurowerks last fall and someone got stoned and someone else got very drunk... not a good combo at all, considering they didn't know each other - even though there was no serious threat, everyone was very nervous.

I know everyone intends to have a good time, but it does not always happen like that and when things go bad they go bad in a hurry. I don't know if I want to be a part of that any more.

I know. Like I said, I slipped. Won't happen again. I'm not trying to bring the club or any of it's members a bad image or rep. I aplogize.


Oh, everything will be fine.

With large groups, there will always be someone who sticks out and stuff.

Lets have a fun, relaxed weekend and have everyone who is a part of it take responsibility for their own actions. Period.

Amen to that.

[9jetta6]

Anyone can go right? I'd like to meet some of you guys.

[Sven7]

Yes.